Friday, February 15, 2008

Battle of greusome precocious twosome

Imagine if Dakota Fanning and Abigail Breslin got into a big argument during the Oscars. Dakota Fanning would say hello to Abigail Breslin and Breslin, surrounded by the press, blinded by the camera flashes, would not hear her. Then, in a moment of fury, Fanning would yell to Breslin, "what, you think you are better than me because you were nominated for an Oscar, bitch?!" "Step off!," Breslin would shout back fearlessly. Then they would get into a bitch fight!

VS.



I'm just saying.

--Luis A.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A. That doesn't sound like something Dakota would say because she's classy for a child and she seems modest and B. Abigail wouldn't bite back because she doesn't even know what's happening. SHE still has the brain of a child her age. What's a fued? I said a child her age, not a retard.

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